Thursday, June 21, 2012

Letters to New York City


Dear Women of New York,


Just because the temperature has increased, your need for chest support has not decreased.  There is not an inverse relationship between heat and the degree to which your ladies should be contained.
WEAR A BRA.

Sincerely, 
Me



1 comment:

  1. I respectfully have to disagree. There is a law of physics that shows that temperature rise is directly proportional to the decreasing need for a bra. It is call the Rang's law of of nature.

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